Sometimes on the subway we time travel.
It’s the question mark that makes it exquisite. The future is not an exact science.
Look we’re not exactly sure what day it is yet- but fuck if it isn’t a Monday
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I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
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Knocking is a much lighter way of punching someone’s house untill they come out and stop you.
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Really want to see this
With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips
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